Tonight I am going to clean. I am going to dust the shelves, hoover the carpet, scrub the bathroom and bleach the kitchen floor. I’m also going to tidy my bedroom/office until it halfway resembles a room that’s habitable
You see, I’m on a mission. I’m determined to get this house in order before [...]

700 words so far today!!!! I’ll get the last 300 words before bed (maybe, I’ll even go over that).
I was lying in bed last night and it occured to me that my writing pattern is very much in tune with my yo-yo dieting pattern.
I always start off fast and furious:
In writing I start off [...]

1. Ben and Jerry’s- any flavor, especially Cookie Dough.

2. Microwave butter-flavored popcorn.

3. Cadbury’s anything.

4.  Marks and Spencer’s Lemon Meringue Pie.

5. My Mom’s Christmas pudding.

6.  M&S Cappuchino Cake.

7. Hot homemade apple pie with whipped cream. 

8.  Princess Marshmallows.

9. Tayto Salt and Vinegar crisps.

10. Cherry Coke.

11. Homemade fudgey Brownies.

12. Baked Berry Cheesecake.

13. Sherry Trifle.
I am so having a [...]